Got your economic stimulus right here

Dear America,

1. [I bought a house](
2. [I bought a new computer](
3. Unlike many [schmoe’s]( all my debt is for, you know, somewhat valid things like [the aforementioned house](, and an [education](

Please direct all inquiries for economic assistance [here]( as I’m pretty much done buying anything. Ever. Again.

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Python developer, Agile practitioner trying desperately not to be a pointy haired boss.
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